Sarcasm Bites

It’s a perfect early August morning topped off with a big blue sky and a cool ocean breeze.

I’ve just finished a relaxing beach walk, and am headed toward my car, enjoying every last ray of bright yellow sunshine. With my car in tossing distance, I press the remote unlock button, hop in, and flip [...]

As the self-proclaimed anti-Christ of morning people everywhere, it’s no surprise that 7:03am finds my lips vacuum-sealed to a vat-sized coffee mug, and me grunting only when spoken to, avoiding all but the most mandatory of human interaction.
Peering above the rim of my upturned mug, I sit down at my desk, open email, and anticipate [...]