Sarcasm Bites

It was a late August afternoon and the heat was so thick, I was sure I was melting. Panting audibly, I popped into Starbucks®, paid my $1.84, and took a long gulp of cold water.

As the cool slid down my throat, I walked to a comfy chair and plopped down. Staring at the for sale [...]

As the self-proclaimed anti-Christ of morning people everywhere, it’s no surprise that 7:03am finds my lips vacuum-sealed to a vat-sized coffee mug, and me grunting only when spoken to, avoiding all but the most mandatory of human interaction.
Peering above the rim of my upturned mug, I sit down at my desk, open email, and anticipate [...]